Dateline: The PoemHunter site,3/4/07.
Exicited Christian experts reported…..,
That Jesus returned today…..,
To PoemHunter for a short visit….,
He said, “Forgive them Father…..,
For they know not what they write”…..! ! !
He immediately returned to his private jet…..,
For a quick trip to Al Gore’s home…..,
To discuss the former vice-president’s…..,
Hypocrisy and exorbitant energy use…..,
And will return to Heaven tomorrow…..,
To prepare for an Easter celebration…..,
With His Almighty Father……! ! !
(We will keep everyone posted on the following trips of Jesus….! ! !)
(a) To the surface of the SUN…., to discuss….,
“Global Warming” with “Ole Sol”……,
(please note, for safety, this trip must be taken at night…! !)
(b) To China….., to make final arrangements for the
manufacture